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Masculine or Feminine?


A SPANISH Teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine.
'House'for instance, is feminine: 'la casa.'

'Pencil,' however, is masculine: 'el lapiz.'

A student asked, 'What gender is 'computer'?'

Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the class into two groups, male and female, and asked them to decide for themselves whether computer'should be a masculine or a feminine noun. Each group was asked to give four reasons for its recommendation.

The men's group decided that 'computer' should definitely be of the feminine gender ('la computadora'), because:
   
1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic;

2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else;

3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for possible later retrieval; and

4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.

(THIS GETS BETTER!)

The women's group, however, concluded that computers should be Masculine ('el computador'), because:


1. In order to do anything with them, you have to turn them on;

2. They have a lot of data but still can't think for themselves;

3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they ARE the problem; and

4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had waited a little longer, you could have gotten a better model.

The women won.


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More Koalas not coping with the heat wave

Koala photos to rival  FirstDogOnTheMoon's posts

 

The states of South Australia and Victoria are suffering a heat wave over the past weeks which contributed to devastating bush fires in Victoria that killed just over 200 people and devastated vast areas.

 

In South Australia, Carolyn Patrick found this very thirsty koala on her front lawn at Beaumont. "We must have given him around 15 cans of water before he had enough," she said.


Michael Manuel and his wife used a soup ladle to feed this koala in their yard at Upper Sturt.


Gerry McAndrew photographed this koala taking a big risk to get a drink at Belair.


You gotta keep cool when it's boiling outside.


Richard Voros has been looking after this koala during the heatwave.


Advertiser photographer Tait Schmaal captured humans giving this koala a helping hand near Anzac Highway.


Julie Bent says this blinky bill was feeling a little dozy.


Sue Phanos of Rossdale Homes says this friendly fellow is a regular visitor to their chemical-free water feature at Fullarton.


Randy Sletvold says this koala was raiding his family's dog bowl.


 

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And sometime's there is a good story....

Amidst the disaster we can always find something positive

 

 

 

 

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Victoria's Day of Hell

The fires are still burning, close to 200 people have died and nearly 800 homes lost.

 

 

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Continuity of Care Pharmacist - Ngaanyatjarra Health

 

Are you a pharmacist self starter wanting to work with a remote aboriginal health service.

This position will ensure continuity of care for the Ngaanyatjarra people through the hospital system.

Your work in all aspects of the medication management cycle has the aim of ensuring the best care on and off the lands of our mob.

This is the first position of it’s type in Australia. Can you make this position your own?

If you have any enquiries please contact me (Robbo) on 08 8956 7041 or email me on pharmacist AT bitethedust.com.au.

Ngaanyatjarra Health Service is an Aboriginal Community Controlled Health Organisation providing primary health care on the Ngaanyatjarra Lands in the Central Desert region of Western Australia.

We are seeking to employ a Continuity of Care Pharmacist to provide support to the lead Pharmacist, primary health care staff and patients in ensuring continuity of quality care.

This is an exciting opportunity for an enthusiastic and highly motivated person who is experienced in clinical pharmacy in chronic diseases. The successful applicant will demonstrate the ability to work in a
multi-disciplinary team and possess an understanding of Aboriginal culture and the social determinants of health.

As an accredited pharmacist, registered or eligible to be registered in both Western Australia and Northern Territory, familiarity with WA Poisons and Pharmacy legislation and policies is highly desirable.

Based in Alice Springs the successful applicant will be required to travel and stay for periods in the Ngaanyatjarra lands. Attractive salary including salary packaging and relocation assistance is available.

Telephone enquiries to Peter Duff on (08) 8950 1756.
Written applications including CV
and two referees to Peter Duff,
Ngaanyatjarra Health Service, PO Box 644,
Alice Springs, NT 0871 or email to
peter.duff@nghealth.org.au by close of business 9th February

 

 

 

 

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A Dog's Life: The Gravity Backscratcher

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It really is a dog's life

 

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Crumbed pleasure

THERE'S some funny yarns coming out of the gulf floods and one of them shows just how much people living in and around the remote south-eastern Gulf Country community love their crumbed steak.

 Every Friday Georgetown butcher Tony Gallagher makes crumbed steak and the orders come in from far and wide. The thought of chomping down on that crumbed steak on Friday night is the thing that gets many of these hardworking folk through their week of toil and strife. Flooding threatened to disrupt the crumbed steak distribution network a couple of Fridays back and panic started to spread as news leaked out that the steak wouldn't get through. Branch Creek was up between Georgetown and Forsayth. It looked bad. That was until local hero Trevor `Perch' McFarlane came to the rescue.

 Perch, with the parcels of crumbed steak beside him, drove down the flooded road in his trusty 4X4, dodging boggy patches and raging gullies to meet Darren `Ab' Abbey who had driven out from Forsayth. Darren was on one side of Branch Creek and Perch was on the other. The pair found a place where they could cross on foot and the vital transfer of crumbed steak was made. But the story does not end here.

While Perch could go back to Georgetown and have a nice cup of tea and a slice of fruit cake, Ab then had to go out on another road to Dels Hole Station which was cut off by another section of Branch Creek. The owner of Dels Hole is one Kevin `Hooter' Young whose working week isn't complete if he can't finish it off with a platter of Georgetown's famous crumbed steak and a few mashed spuds. It was all good and Ab met Hooter and the steak transfer was made. Ab then proceeded back to Forsayth with the orders for the townsfolk safely tucked away on the seat beside him.

 Because of the flooding and an apparent shortage of meat, Mr Gallagher had to trim the orders back from 2kg a person to 1kg to ensure everyone received a portion.

 For more great tales from Northern Queensland read the Townsville Bulletin opinion column.


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Aussie blokes

 

Well one can dream!

 

 

 In the beginning God created day and night. He created day for footy matches, going to the beach.....  

And BBQ's......  


He created night for going prawning,
sleeping 

and BBQ's,
and God saw that it was good.

On the Second  Day, God created water....for surfing,
swimming
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and BBQ's on the beach,
and God saw that it was good.

On the Third Day God created the Earth to bring forth plants
to provide malt and yeast for  beer
and wood for BBQs, and God saw that it was good.

On the Fourth Day God created animals
and  crustaceans  
 for chops,  sausages,
steak and prawns for  BBQ's, and God saw that it was good.  

On the Fifth day God created a Bloke
to go to the footy, enjoy the beach,drink the beer and eat the meat  and prawns at BBQ's, and God saw that it was  good.


On the Sixth Day God saw that  the Bloke was lonely and needed someone to go to the footy, surf, drink beer, eat and stand around the barbie with.
So God created  Mates,
and God saw that they were good Blokes, and God saw that it was good.  

On the Seventh Day God looked around at the twinkling barbie fires, heard the hiss of opening beer
 cans and the raucous laughter of all the Blokes. He smelled the aroma of grilled chops and sizzling prawns and God Saw that it was good ... ....
Well.... Almost good.....

He saw that the Blokes were too tired to clean up and needed a rest.
So God created Sheilas
to clean the house, to bear children, to wash, to cook and to clean the Barbie, and then God saw that it was not just good.....

It was better than that, it was Bloody Awesome! 


IT  WAS
AUSTRALIA!!!!!




 

 

 

 

 


 

 

 


 
 


 
 
 

 

 

 


 

 

 

 




 

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Breaking Up Is Hard To Do

With social networking including products like Twitter which is increasingly used with mobile devices with access to the internet text messaging (SMS) now seems old fashioned to some.

 

However I am yet to hear of a relationship ended by one of the partners by a Tweet on Twitter.

 

Here is Tripod singing about breaking up by text message.

 

 Thanks to @einspruch  for the link

 

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Oshtrailian Cultchure

 

At the bottom of my posts I used to write “don’t forget to visit the real blog” A friend wrote and said be positive, If I write “don’t forget” at the start of the sentence then they will.

 

Now I reckon I have only one other mate so obtuse as to do that, and on purpose, but I decided to be more positive in recommending the other blog and also adding a distinctive Australian touch. But then people might need to know a little about our sense of humour and particularly our culture to understand the new tag at the end of the posts. And so this post was born.

 

Australia used to have tough immigration laws as you can see from this interview from the seventies.

 

 

Some of our outdated laws even permeated our university thinking but the following gives a great overview of the level of thinking in our philosophy departments.

 

 

Any serious post on Australian Culture needs to include comments from our special Cultural Ambassador, Sir Les Patterson.

 

Here is a short comment:

 

 

Here is Part 1 of a TV special

 

 

Parts 2 and 3 aren’t too hard to find if you wish to watch the whole show.

 

To finally my inspiration to be more direct with my readers.

 

 

 

 

Go look at my other blog BitingTheDust or I am going to come around and rip your bloody arms off!

 

 

 

 

 

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